Welcome to Cincinnati, buddy!

Of course. It’s right next to all the destroyed wheel bearings.

Both of these takes are 100% accurate.

“Idiot! This delivery was for the Oakland game!”

Because Jesuits run their schools to provide service to others and a solid education, not a development league for the NBA.

Dick Cheney was right, that shit was over in six months and the oil revenue paid for it all. The man’s a genius.

I still don’t understand the point of Black Widow in those movies.

Don’t mind me, I’m just hiding my EJ Manuel and JP Losman jerseys. You keep blaming the Browns for shitty first round quarterback selections.

Because I have to get to work? The same reason people drive cars in the street, really.

The Republicans haven’t even bothered running a candidate for mayor here in the last two elections. They figure if they can dissuade city voters from going to the polls, it will help them in county and state races.

I grew up in the suburbs of Rochester and still have a lot of family there. It’s amazing to consider, but that city might be in even more dire straits than Buffalo. The “fast ferry” killed what little optimism was left after Kodak, Xerox, and B&L all fell apart.

“I’m Don Cherry, and I approve this message.”

He’s trying — the famous “Buffalo Billion” was a good start, despite almost instantly turning into a morass of cronyism and graft. He’s also spoken extensively about how ridiculous the endless layers of redundant government and services are, but the voters here in Western New York will be damned if they’ll give up…

It seems like the worst, shittiest fans of every major program are people who have no affiliation with the university aside from buying a logoed windbreaker at the Walmart in their dying town.

I’m torn. Cuomo is a shithead, to be sure, but he’s also the first Governor in my lifetime to acknowledge the existence of the rest of the state. Everything I’ve seen from Nixon seems to indicate that she’s only interested in NYC and its problems.

Almost nobody in elected office understands technology. Lindsey Graham brags about having never sent an email.

He’s a character guy!

STRAIGHT OUTTA PAWNEE

Move them into the MAAC, they’ll start winning games.

It’s amazing how self-assured Deion is. Not even Byard-curious.