“Will do!” —most of the ladies in the Olympic Village

As the great Thomas Jefferson once said, the tree of liberty needs to be occasionally watered with the blood and brains of innocent public school kids.

I love the “arm the teachers!” shit, especially from the same cretins who spend the rest of their time calling teachers lazy and incompetent union stooges.

Bills fans and Sean McDermott, unless you stop comparing anything below the stupid camo baseball cap.

As seen on Twitter: Someone should collect his tears in that stupid fucking Reese’s mug.

This isn’t the sole domain of medical doctors. Anyone with a terminal degree is prone to thinking that their expertise in, say, the history of the Byzantine Empire means they have equal expertise in any other field.

Source: I spent a decade-plus working in higher education, surrounded by PhDs.

The American Club Hockey Association?

In retrospect, maybe a starting goalie from the weakest conference in NCAA hockey was a bad idea.

If you subtracted New York City, Buffalo, Rochester, and Syracuse, the state of New York would go totally red in every election forever.

Yeah, the Southern Tier Redneck is a particular inbreed of stupid.

I love cyclocross. It’s so ludicrously fucking stupid that nobody takes it seriously and ruins the fun.

Every state turns into rural Mississippi once you get twenty minutes outside of the nearest city. I’ve seen people flying the confederate treason flag from their rusty trailers in upstate New York.

Spend enough time in the parking lots around the Bills stadium and you’ll see at least one degenerate in a sleeveless “You Got The Reich One Baby!” t-shirt.

“But our linemen are only 20% bigger than anyone else’s. HOW DO WE DO IT?”

Blue Jays?

That’s who our AAA team is affiliated with, anyway. And they’re right up the Q.

Sorry, you seem to have ended up in Gibson’s Sprawl Series by mistake.

Didn’t a nihilistic, polluted corporatocracy sound so much more fun when it was fictional?

The solution I use at home — a network tap between my wireless access point and my internet gateway, feeding a cheap desktop running SecurityOnion. It not only classifies all of the traffic, you get full packet capture for as long as the disk space can support. Very interesting stuff.

For anyone who’s interested, this is an excellent talk on home automation by Ed Skoudis at this year’s Derbycon security conference. Very cool stuff he’s managed to do.

he apparently told McDaniels that he was “committing professional suicide.”

It’s been years since he drafted Tebow, stop rubbing it in.

Hey, at least that fucked-up, no-talent family of narcissists hasn’t put anyone in the White House yet.