Lions are pretty close.

Bob Saget, Jamie Dimon, and the other leaders of the white community need to address their flawed culture.

Well, this was back in the 1980s. It wasn’t as aggressively nihilistic in the parking lots then.

My wife has been a football (and, to a lesser extent, hockey) fan since she was a little kid. She started going to Bills games with her father when she was in preschool.

Literally every time she tried to join in a conversation about football when she worked in an office she was stared at like some sort of sideshow…

Don’t forget to include Ty Cobb and Trump’s wackadoodle doctor in that casting call.

Of course it wasn’t. But Nunes wouldn’t know that, because he never even saw the FISA application that he’s pontificating about.

I’ve got a couple of Facebook “friends” exactly like this guy. They were cretins in high school and they’re even bigger cretins now.

My wife has a few of those. She says it’s amazing how Democrats and immigrants and Muslims are all conspiring to keep down every lazy moron she graduated with, while leaving everyone…

Not to downplay how utterly fucked our system is right now, but I remember these exact same rumors during the Clinton, Bush, and Obama presidencies.

FUN FACT: Jason Chaffetz was born when Devin Nunes and a beaver jumped through that transporter from The Fly.

I’m absolutely SHOCKED that a man who thought Trump was compromised by Russians would be “passionate” about the possibility of his being elected President. SHOCKED.

This isn’t a smoking gun. This is a popcorn fart.

The New York Giants show up out of nowhere in the beginning of the fourth quarter and somehow end up winning.

“THAT’S ELI’S MUSIC!”

Sounds like Bills fans. Must be the cold weather.

It looks like a prolapse.

It’s a huge competition to see who can be the most patriotic in public. Bonus points for a single manly tear.

Then they go back to shaming “virtue signaling cucks” on Twitter.

They care about the issues that matter to their dumbfuck electorate. That’s how democracy works.

Pork fried rice is the best fried rice.

A local Jesuit high school’s athletic teams are called the Crusaders.

It’s a little awkward when they play against some of the heavily middle-eastern teams in the area.

I BELIEVE IN YOU, TYROD!

Bucky Gleason has already announced that he thinks Peterman should be the starter next year. On a related note, Bucky Gleason should be thrown into a volcano.

I absolutely love that photo. The guy on the left is like an EPA-designated National Contempt Reserve.