Bills fans and Sean McDermott, unless you stop comparing anything below the stupid camo baseball cap.

This isn’t the sole domain of medical doctors. Anyone with a terminal degree is prone to thinking that their expertise in, say, the history of the Byzantine Empire means they have equal expertise in any other field.

Source: I spent a decade-plus working in higher education, surrounded by PhDs.

The American Club Hockey Association?

In retrospect, maybe a starting goalie from the weakest conference in NCAA hockey was a bad idea.

If you subtracted New York City, Buffalo, Rochester, and Syracuse, the state of New York would go totally red in every election forever.

Yeah, the Southern Tier Redneck is a particular inbreed of stupid.

I love cyclocross. It’s so ludicrously fucking stupid that nobody takes it seriously and ruins the fun.

Every state turns into rural Mississippi once you get twenty minutes outside of the nearest city. I’ve seen people flying the confederate treason flag from their rusty trailers in upstate New York.

Spend enough time in the parking lots around the Bills stadium and you’ll see at least one degenerate in a sleeveless “You Got The Reich One Baby!” t-shirt.

“But our linemen are only 20% bigger than anyone else’s. HOW DO WE DO IT?”

Blue Jays?

That’s who our AAA team is affiliated with, anyway. And they’re right up the Q.

he apparently told McDaniels that he was “committing professional suicide.”

It’s been years since he drafted Tebow, stop rubbing it in.

Hey, at least that fucked-up, no-talent family of narcissists hasn’t put anyone in the White House yet.

Lions are pretty close.

Bob Saget, Jamie Dimon, and the other leaders of the white community need to address their flawed culture.

Well, this was back in the 1980s. It wasn’t as aggressively nihilistic in the parking lots then.

My wife has been a football (and, to a lesser extent, hockey) fan since she was a little kid. She started going to Bills games with her father when she was in preschool.

Literally every time she tried to join in a conversation about football when she worked in an office she was stared at like some sort of sideshow…

Don’t forget to include Ty Cobb and Trump’s wackadoodle doctor in that casting call.

Of course it wasn’t. But Nunes wouldn’t know that, because he never even saw the FISA application that he’s pontificating about.

I’ve got a couple of Facebook “friends” exactly like this guy. They were cretins in high school and they’re even bigger cretins now.

My wife has a few of those. She says it’s amazing how Democrats and immigrants and Muslims are all conspiring to keep down every lazy moron she graduated with, while leaving everyone…