Not to downplay how utterly fucked our system is right now, but I remember these exact same rumors during the Clinton, Bush, and Obama presidencies.

FUN FACT: Jason Chaffetz was born when Devin Nunes and a beaver jumped through that transporter from The Fly.

I’m absolutely SHOCKED that a man who thought Trump was compromised by Russians would be “passionate” about the possibility of his being elected President. SHOCKED.

This isn’t a smoking gun. This is a popcorn fart.

The New York Giants show up out of nowhere in the beginning of the fourth quarter and somehow end up winning.

“THAT’S ELI’S MUSIC!”

Sounds like Bills fans. Must be the cold weather.

It looks like a prolapse.

It’s a huge competition to see who can be the most patriotic in public. Bonus points for a single manly tear.

Then they go back to shaming “virtue signaling cucks” on Twitter.

They care about the issues that matter to their dumbfuck electorate. That’s how democracy works.

Pork fried rice is the best fried rice.

A local Jesuit high school’s athletic teams are called the Crusaders.

It’s a little awkward when they play against some of the heavily middle-eastern teams in the area.

I BELIEVE IN YOU, TYROD!

Bucky Gleason has already announced that he thinks Peterman should be the starter next year. On a related note, Bucky Gleason should be thrown into a volcano.

I absolutely love that photo. The guy on the left is like an EPA-designated National Contempt Reserve.

I look forward to Linda McMahon’s Small Business Administration giving a billion dollar development grant to this scrappy, upstart football league.

I wonder if the NFLPA might be a little better at negotiating if they had fewer representatives with massive brain trauma.

Both of the Bills’ starting corners from last year are going to the Super Bowl.

As Jesus said, “Let he who has not cheated on his third wife with a porn star cast the first stone”. Amen.

“He made Deion Branch a Super Bowl MVP” should be on his plaque in Canton.

See also Rex Ryan switching the monstrous Bills defense from the previous season’s 4-3 to a 3-4, including moving a couple of badass defensive ends to linebacker, and fucking it all up.

Isn’t that the commercial version of that Nutriloaf that prisons aren’t allowed to serve to inmates any more?