We’ll be like those Central American countries where the rich people live behind walls with broken glass shards in the top, and everyone else is fucked.

McAdoo is a finalist for the Wade Phillips Cup, the trophy given out to the NFL coach who looks the most like the assistant manager of a tire store.

We’re calling penny-ante Teahadists “non-leftist” now?

I bet Geno is already jawing at the critics who didn’t believe in him.

stupid kinja

Literally every state is the Deep South once you get fifty miles away from the nearest city. I’ve seen dipshits flying the Confederate Treason Flag in the mountains of upstate New York.

I’ve been seeing the same joke about that stupid “Pocahontas” crack at yesterday’s event. Because using the name of a famous Native American to mock someone at a ceremony specifically planned to honor other Natives is just hilarious, and if you disagree you’re clearly some sort of triggered cuck libtard commie.

There’s one on Niagara Falls Boulevard, right outside of Buffalo, which is the most depressing stretch of broken asphalt man ever bolted a rusty guardrail to.

Yup. Dickheads with white plastic lawn furniture outside their rusty trailer, killing time while they wait for Bandits season to start.

There might be Tyrod jerseys at the Turkey Trot, but inside the Ralph it’s still all Coy Wire and Paul Poalzllasallasny.

The funny thing is the fanbase is so stupid and inherently racist they will blame Tyrod even though he’s the victim of gross mismanagement on every level above him.

My brother is one of those Duck Dynasty types who only dresses in camo. I think he’s getting sick of me yelling “YOUR JACKET IS BROKEN! WE CAN SEE YOU!” at family functions.

That the greater American sports fandom complex has not precluded all of this from happening already with a loud and strident clarion call for change, and instead has followed up the brief period of umbrage immediately following the Trinidad and Tobago loss with a disconcerting quietness, is probably the single…

I know someone who bought a Matt Cassell Bills jersey. Intentionally.

I reached the conclusion that WNY is pretty racist by living in Buffalo for the last two decades.

The truth is that no one really cares about the first pitch other than the person throwing the ball, and it’s only memorable when they do a shit job.

I swear, one of the highlights of the baseball season for me every single year is when our mayor throws out the first pitch for the local AAA team and it hits the…

Because the guy playing in the pickup game at least wasn’t paying for the opportunity?

“This game of football, it is all so pointless, no?”

This sounds an awful lot like the transition the Bills made this season as well, going from Rex “I sweat everything but details” Ryan to Sean McDermott, obsessive football android.

It’s pretty good for grilled cheese sandwiches.