Off topic, but I’m really looking forward to when they add some of the First Lady’s tasteful girl-girl shots to the National Portrait Gallery.

They should come to sunny Orchard Park, home of the Buffalo Bills. In forty-five years all that stadium has managed to “open up” is two dive bars and a 7-11.

Stadium financing is the biggest scam going.

UB should follow Canisius’s lead and just admit that they’re never going to have a competitive football team, dissolve the program, and use the money for other sports.

+1 misspelled argument about Chicago

Everyone in Buffalo hoped that he was the reason the Bills traded up that year, but we ended up with Glassfoot Watkins.

ONE hit, Bezos. Puff puff give.

Bridgeport is the only place I’ve ever seen a building on fire and nobody coming to put it out.

LET ME COACH THE BROWNS AND DO THIS. It can’t go any worse than how the Browns are doing now.

My eight year old son knows a very little bit about football. Apparently he’s been playing touch football with the other kids during recess, and he very proudly told me that he named his team the Cleveland Browns. We then…

In much the same way pets resemble their owners, McCarthy looks like he’s become the physical embodiment of Wisconsin. I bet he sweats bratwurst grease.

Let’s have an overrated, overhyped local food thread.

On behalf of Buffalo, I apologize for the Anchor Bar. They may have invented wings, but they are also “just not good”. Busloads of tourists, go somewhere else.

Is Kevin Hogan actually the name of a starting quarterback? It sounds like the civilian alter ego of some low-rent superhero who Marvel kills off after three issues.

“By day, mild-mannered accountant. But at night, he becomes... THE PICKSMAN!”

Good news! Several random jabronis on Facebook have informed me that reports of police brutality are all bullshit anyway, and the real problem is black-on-black violence Chicago don’t protest at work Kaep donates money to terrorists.

Yup. The Mets only ended up in Vegas because their contract with Buffalo ran out a few years ago, and the Bisons signed with the Blue Jays instead.

“Don’t worry, I’m just cutting these eggs up into the sardine salad in the other bag.”

Dude, have you met Trump voters? Trump could shit in their salad and they’d still vote for him.

Well, I haven’t met one that would eat a salad, if that’s what you mean.

“I need windshield wipers for a 2008 Taurus.”

My favorite way to get rid of Best Buy salesteens: Ask for white ink for my printer, so I can print on colored paper. They never come back.

PROTIP: Use the containers to organize your storage unit.

I don’t know how the hell GNC does it though.

I assume there’s a vast markup on Zubaz and tank tops with super thin straps.

I can’t remember, which Tonawanda is that?