As a Bills fan, I would have been absolutely thrilled to have Broncos Cutler on my team rather than any of the chucklefuck parade I’ve been watching for the last ten years.

“This nation was founded on one principle: Never take any shit from anyone, ever. And here’s a bunch of guns!”

Mostly salt.

Possibly. Or, equally possible, Kelly is the only reason that Seoul isn’t a crater right now.

Well, until you get to the fooliest fool to ever fool. And elect him President.

We are in the darkest timeline, as far as I can tell.

It’s all the same dummies who put an S at the end of Aldi.

It’s right between “attempt to cook meth” and “slip on pee pee at the Costco”.

Jesus, are they just giving away coaching positions to everyone who appeared on Cheers or what?

They’re still on MySpace.

I’m reading all the quotes in the voice of Jerry from “Fargo”.

I don’t know, most of the cigar smokers I know are firmly in the “retired machinist with interesting scars” demographic, not the “dividend-collecting corporate raider” one.

The Iroquois have their own national team for international lacrosse competition, too, but we don’t laugh and throw paper towels at them when the reservation floods.

That’s it, they need to correct this next year. Use an obscenely high pick on a kicker. It’s the only way.

Stick a Yellowknife in this thread, it’s done.

Holy shit, this debacle was actually two years after 9/11? It seems so much further in the past.

Hope he gets to Jerry Sullivan of the Buffalo News one of these days. That guy only has two settings: “Why the Bills are terrible and I really wish I wrote for a New England paper” and “middle aged white guy nostalgic for early 1970s basketball”.

I have lived through the boilerplate Bills hot start, where they amass a surprisingly above average September record only to re-Billify in the ensuing final three-fourths of the season.

Turns out if you scrape the bottom long enough, there’s even shit like this UNDER the barrel.

The most humiliating part is watching the Leafs blow right by us on the road back to relevance.