One of my favorite details in Clockers is Strike driving a silver Honda Accord because he knows he’ll NEVER get pulled over.

I think I speak for most of Buffalo when I say thank god we get CBC over the air so we don’t always have to watch the Sabres clusterfucking around on the ice.

That’s the worst part. Neither the dipshit clownfraud toddler in the White House nor his grinning enablers in Congress will pay any price for this, because the Democratic Party is too incompetent to take advantage. They’d fuck up a one car parade.

Pretty sure my alma mater has a clean program. If they didn’t, they probably would have made the tournament in the last twenty years and wouldn’t have CIT banners hanging in the gym.

Edison High School in Rochester, NY calls its football team “The Inventors”, which is my personal candidate for least intimidating team name in gridiron history.

“He has done absolutely nothing outside of tweeting.”

You’d think so, but my stupider friends and relatives are quite sure that he’s already accomplished SO MUCH MORE than his predecessor. It’s really quite remarkable.

Nah, Trump loves money but he doesn’t seem to give a shit about the people in PR.

Sure, the one time you guys don’t have an Amazon affiliate link to buy something.

Man, I suddenly want Pizza Hut after seeing someone wearing their tablecloth as overalls.

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In Buffalo, Zubaz IS camouflage.

I always imagine a coach walking into a production meeting, seeing Solomon Wilcots, and suddenly coming to grips with the fact that he’s coaching the worst team in the league.

I thought we retconned Favre out of Jets history. It was like Bobby Ewing’s death, but with more dong shots.

The worst thing about this whole debacle is that the original protest message has been completely lost. It’s being interpreted as either anti-Trump or anti-military, depending on political affiliation.

And then after the NHL comes the NLL, college baseball, college hockey, and cycling. Could be worse!

Yup. The left thinks they were anti-Trump, the right thinks they were anti-military. It’s an inkblot test.

A family of five is an eternal logistics nightmare.

I don’t think anyone has ever had a third kid on purpose. The entire universe is optimized for a family of four — one there are five of you, you can’t fit in a standard hotel room, restaurant booth, or automobile. It sucks.

Well, he does know how to deal with a gray area.

Every state turns into the Deep South once you get thirty minutes away from the nearest city.

I’m shocked to hear about corruption in big-name college athletics. This is as outrageous as when I learned about the gambling going on at Rick’s!