I’d rather have an owner like Paul Allen—who clearly gives no fucks about the sport—than some shitheel like Danny Snyder pretending to be Mr. Football and meddling in everything just to prove something to his dead daddy.

Hockey would be a great refuge from the ineptitude of the Bills, if it didn’t mean watching the Sabres clusterfuxing through another season.

There’s a Thursday night Bills/Jets game this season. That’s the kind of shit doomsday cults are made of.

UConn hockey can also get fucked.

Someone on Twitter the other day said she always looks like she’s drunk, but trying to appear sober so that the pet store will let her buy eight beagles.

“libtard, cuck and snowflake”

I think the big difference here is that President Obama isn’t a thin-skinned narcissist who knows, deep down, that he’s a complete fraud and terrified of being exposed.

You would think that M&T would buy the rights to put their name on the Bills stadium, what with being Buffalo’s oldest bank and all, but I guess they couldnt outbid the Flat Brim Cap Company.

They announced today that 44 million Britons were affected, along with an unknown number of Canadians.

How is there no emoji for “dismissive wanking motion”?

The local minor league team opened with a bit of snow on the field last year. True baseball weather.

The Sabres would sure take a hit, though. Canadian fans do a lot to fill the CrossroadsMarineFNKey Center.

All time classic moment: someone asked Dan Marino if Albert Haynesworth stomping on that guy’s head was the ugliest thing he’d ever seen in a game. He responded that the ugliest thing he ever saw in the NFL was Darryl Talley.

“So you’re saying there’s a chance?” —the other Adrian Peterson

+2 brand new Nikes

Would you trade a lifetime of Trump as your favorite team’s owner in order to save America from enduring a Trump presidency?

I traveled to San Francisco for the weekend the last time the Bills played at Candlestick; I’d always wanted to see a game there, and it was literally the last chance to see my hometown team on that field.

My biggest impression: despite everybody complaining about what a shithole it was, it was still a heck of a lot…

The world is a better place when Notre Dame sucks. Fuck those sanctimonious clowns.

Jeff George is currently working out with a Sears barbell set in his garage, waiting for the call. Vinny Testaverde is spotting.

He’s appealing to the same dumbshit rubes who vent their anger at the coastal elites by voting for a lifelong NYC resident with an Ivy League diploma and a gold-plated apartment in the sky. That’ll show ‘em!