“Perhaps the biggest bitch move I’ve ever seen in this league.”

I don’t know, the Bills having their “international” games forty five minutes over the Canadian border was pretty solid.

I can’t see them either. Which sucks, because now that I’ve been booted into the grays (for pointing out that nobody gives a fuck about the WNBA draft), I feel like they’re my people, you know?

“Big Ben is like DURRRRRRR BIG BEN WANT TO RETIRE TO SAVE HEAD. I got news for you, kiddo: That train left the station a long, long time ago. Like, at birth.”

Or at least when he crashed a motorcycle without a helmet.

Best way to cook a hot dog, if you’ve got the time, is to make bagel dogs.

Bench seating too narrow to accommodate a Wisconsin ass.

I’m a Bills fan who goes to a fair number of games, and even I was amazed at how fucking fat the crowd is at Lambeau.

Your parents sound like sanctimonious pricks.

My kids go to Charter School For The Children Of White Liberals, which doesn’t have a bus. Goddamnit.

Caylin?

Good work, Tall Matt Flynn.

Counterpoint: Notre Dame is the fucking worst.

“What’s the worst that could happen?” —Rhode Island

Jeff Garcia gets no respect.

send the poor kids to the Ivy League and send the Ivy Leaguers’ kids to fucked up public schools, and then watch those families slowly exchange their social positions over time

You’re out of your fucking mind if you think the effects of this would last more than a generation. Doesn’t matter how bad the public…

Counterpoint - once Fall comes, my kids are out of the house for hours and hours every day.

Who has more fans that have never even been to the team’s state: Cowboys or Notre Dame?

It’s being successful for so fucking long and so frequently that you eventually have nothing else to do but reflect on how fucking boring it is to be a fan of a rich and successful franchise

What do “rich and successful” have to do with the Cowboys? When’s the last time these dipshits actually made some noise in…

“We’re the Cubs of the NFL.”

No, the Cubs are lovable losers. The Chiefs are just losers.

Half? I’d be shocked if half the Seattle fanbase even knows who Matt Hasselbeck is. They’re called 12s because there were only 12 fans back then.

“Exactly what kind of system does Wenning fit so well into that Kaepernick doesn’t?”

One where he has to play in front of racist-ass Bills fans?

I bought a ‘topes hat from their online store years ago. Despite giving them a shipping address on the other side of the country, they keep emailing me last-minute ticket offers.