OJ can probably still make it in the CFL. Maybe the real killer escaped to Canada?

We’re trying to find some middle ground. Maybe in Oklahoma? We can reserve some space there.

I hope Jared is admitted to his father’s prison as a legacy.

I always think he looks like Martin Short playing a scumbag televangelist.

Well, there are a few pictures from before he found the key to the steroid cabinet.

Most chronic masturbators enjoy occasional Sox.

Given what the MLL and NLL pay, I’m amazed anyone goes pro.

I think your caps lock is broke, dingleberry.

This is a shocking breach of privacy. People don’t become professional lacrosse players because they want their existence to be widely known.

I don’t know about MLB, but every NFL team has car services constantly available for the players. They don’t use them for the same reason that regular working stiffs don’t take a taxi or an Uber — by the time you need to decide whether you’re too drunk to make decisions about driving, you’re probably too drunk to make…

The thing you have to understand here is that Jesse Watters is a fucking imbecile.

Stan Humphries.

The reason being that I never watched football as a kid, but my classmates were crazy for it. And so I decided that the San Diego Chargers would be my favorite team, because they were _never_ on television in Western New York and so all I had to do to deflect conversation was know the name of one or two…

The cryptoracists of the Southern Tier can stay home and alphabetize the “Repeal the SAFE Act” and “FUAC” signs in front of their rusted shanties.

SO MUCH WENNING

Good thing they passed on Brokenhands Canttackle.

The funniest thing about the undefeated Dolphins team is that they’d struggle to make it through the season against an FCS schedule in 2017.

Hilariously enough, the only graduate of my alma mater to make it to the NFL is a tight end who played on the men’s basketball team. We haven’t even had a football team since 2002. Thanks for paving the way, Antonio!

JP Losman vs Trent Edwards?

I believe this is known as The Manziel Principle.

I will never understand just how the hell there are so many fans of college sports teams who have literally no connection to the college in question.