How is it that every loudmouth SEC fan is also a community college dropout?

Cam Newton is the only way I can differentiate between the Panthers and the Titans, two expansion teams in ugly blue uniforms with fanbases that would rather be watching stock cars.

Now _there’s_ an Alonso jersey that someone would give a blowie for!

And as I recall, Kap already has a Dolphins hat and everything.

Seen on Twitter this week:
“Does it bother you that my kids aren’t vaccinated?”
“No, I honestly don’t care how your kids die.”

Agreed. If the gun control advocates want to make their message real, they need placards with pictures of victims. Big ones. Take a page from the anti-abortion movement and their fetus signs.

Mm-hmm

In the pilot episode, Hank Hill sold mosquito circumcision accessories.

Remember Kevin Everett?

Toronto isn’t interested.

The folks who would blow a gasket over his signing? Fuck ‘em, I wouldn’t want them at a game anyways.

Can’t speak for other teams, but if the Bills couldn’t sell tickets to aggrieved crypto-racist shitheels from Southern Tier shantytowns, they’d never sell out the games.

Fireman Ed is one of those guys you can tell smells bad just from a photograph.

“Well, the Bills had a tough scrimmage and managed to pull out a win against the Duquesne Dukes, so I think they’re ready to win the AFC East.”

Also, they clearly do not teach Target security guards how to restrain and cuff someone.

If I had to pick one of the Super Bowl Bills, it would be either Thurman or Kent Hull.

Better make it an earring, then.

Chicken finger subs are good, but Stingers (steak + fingers) are the real innovation.

Byron Leftwich will be on that list, just as soon as he completes his throwing motion on this pass he started in 2009.

Can we start calling the owner’s moustache The Turkish Delight?

As a Bills fan, I’m really looking forward to watching Gilmore get torched over and over again this season.