Just run a find/replace of “Manuel” for “Trubisky” and “Bills” for “Bears” and you’ll see how it works out.

He baits his hook with awful hippie cereal.

“God, it still smells like Dick Jauron in here.”

Hockey and baseball are better live. Football was designed to look good on television. Actually going to a game sucks.

I watch every Bills game until they’re knocked out of playoff contention in mid-September.

It’s one of these.

It’s not just football players. I think 99% of people would say “fuck that” and quit if their boss tried to transfer them to Jacksonville.

And I really love that Bloom County comic strip he draws.

They’re in steerage on the ghost ship.

I don’t know, Josh Cribbs had a pretty solid cameo on The League a couple seasons ago.

Seventeen breweries and thirty four mountain bikes per resident.

Not especially fun fact: The Lions went 4-0 in the preseason the year they went 0-16 in the regular season.

Thad Lewis is not only a real person, there were Bills fans genuinely upset when he left.

Gentlemen, meet the new Secretary of Tits and Blow.

I’m pretty sure that’s either Dick Jauron or Ryan Zinke.

You’re thinking of Detroit, the ass-eating capital of the midwest.

Bodymore, hon.

For some reason, a lot of families on Long Island and around NYC send their kids to college here in Buffalo. It confuses the fuck out of them that people in the suburbs mean, well, Buffalo when they say “the city”, and not the city that’s eight hours and four hundred plus miles away.

+2 sweaty moobs atop a beer gut and cargo shorts.

There’s a reason Reese’s thrives while the delightful Caramello has fallen out of favor with the Fat American demographic.

Because Reese didn’t talk anyone into a no-trade clause.

Also, Buffalo’s nickname is “Nickel City”, which is pretty awesome.