Good thing they’re making horrible mistakes The Right Way(tm).

“I choo-choo-choose to be a shithead. And there’s a train.”

He looks like 80s Guy from Futurama had a one night stand with Paulie Walnuts.

These are the guys who grew up with a Jim Sorgi poster on the wall.

Kaep should be in Buffalo, backing up Tyrod.

Well, if the fans here weren’t a bunch of meth-addled racists from the Southern Tier, anyway.

It’s so weird that the usual AM Radio Shouters aren’t desperately trying to figure out if she smoked weed once when she was 12 and so deserves to be shot down in the street.

They’re allowed to have a crank?

He’s playing the long game, like Taft. Can’t get thrown out of the White House if you’re wedged in the bathtub.

“Went to school in Boston” is the preferred phrasing. Don’t be gauche.

He cares about getting his way. There is no higher principle.

I guess that’s why I keep seeing his name in articles on right-wing noise factories like the Daily Caller.

The “biker lifestyle” that now seems to mean cashing in your 401k for a bunch of chrome bullshit, not the original “biker lifestyle” of nihilism and meth. So many Harley owners are middle aged men playing dress up. It’s Brando cosplay.

Wasn’t it owned by AMF when boomers were young? So, not popular.

If he craves it hard enough he could grow up to be President.

Every once in a while I see something like this and think “OH, that’s why most of the world hates us. Right”

Those and the classic Astros jerseys are the best in baseball.

THIS.

Do you know why Republicans win elections? Because the crotchety old man with the Gadsden Flag hanging on his garage would crawl over broken glass to vote in a school board election, and the Bernie crowd shows up every four years at best.

Instead they feel like the Democrats sneer at them.

This. My brother who still lives in our dying hometown voted for Trump because he absolutely hates the Clintons. Hated Hillary as First Lady, hated her as our Senator, hated her as Secretary of State, and couldn’t wait to vote against her for President.

He didn’t think Trump was a good candidate, but he’d have voted…

Hillary was literally the first major party candidate I ever voted for in a national election. I live in the bluest of blue states, there was never a doubt that it would go to her. But Trump was such an obvious fucking menace to my country that I couldn’t vote for anyone else.

So where does Gilbert fall in the Pantheon Of Shitty Team Owners?