It’s Rio’s own fault, really. They should have set the tolls on that bike path much higher to recoup the investment before it fell in the ocean.

He’d probably pay even more if someone told him who beat the Bills.

One of the other dads in my kids’ little league wears a “Four Time AFC Champ!” Buffalo Bills hat. It’s so heinous it’s sort of endearing.

I’m with the late George Carlin in that I don’t think there should be ANY cemeteries.

Agreed. My wife asked me one time if I wanted to be buried or cremated and I told her to just throw my corpse in the municipal garbage tote after giving the organ bank pick of anything that still might work. Who gives a shit? I’m…

ZWEIGLE’S FOR EVERYONE!

I work in an IT department with two guys who are huge e-sports fans and one ex college wrestler who is perpetually moments away from a rage stroke from listening to the first two.

As a Bills fan, I generally give myself alcohol poisoning at each home game. It ought to start working and get them into the playoffs any year now!

Same rule for spouses.

Asheville?

Is that actually an NBA uniform in the header image? Looks like something a seventh grader drew in study hall between the Metallica logos.

Hockey is only in the Winter ones.

Here’s the thing, though — there’s a significant portion of our population that views cheapjack bullying like his as the behavior of a Real Man (tm) who is ready to lead. People who can see through it aren’t the people he’s talking to.

They spell it “hippocracy”, libtard.

Now that’s news!

How the fuck is living like this preferable to just paying for a rental every once in a while?

Everything President Two-Scoops does makes more sense when you realize that his mentor in dealing with the public was Joe McCarthy’s lawyer.

He’s actually Barry Zuckercorn’s younger brother.

As a COMMIE LIBTARD SNOWFLAKE, the two things I most resent being associated with are CNN and Lena Dunham.

You mean like in their Parliament?

Me too. I’m good at looking bewildered, AND fat enough to block most of the goal.