So, they’re basically the Patriots of the NBA. No wonder everyone hates them.

Serious question - are Raptors contracts written in US or Canadian dollars?

+1 Buddy Holly coin flip

Calm down, have an avo for brekkie.

Cilantro is an excellent answer to the question “What would this entree taste like if a cat had peed on it?”

Chicks dig guys with varicose veins and the upper body of an underweight eight year old. HAWT.

Kids aren’t dumb. They know the difference between a participation trophy and a championship trophy.

I’m a millennial? Nah.

Who hasn’t eaten a burrito before???

I used to do that — worked from 6am to 3pm, so I’d take my lunch at 1:45, clock back in at 2:45, clock out for a fifteen minute break, clock in, clock out, go home.

The North Haverbrook Abyss is their AA team. They’re gazing at the roster.

The cafeteria in the building where I work stops serving food at one o’clock.

+1 Tacoma Aroma

The worst part is that Snyder is making them walk there.

I saw Sandoval play with the Paw Sox on an injury rehab. Even in a AAA game he looked like shit.

CRISIS MASCOT

#fattestsincetaft

No relation.

“For the last time, I’m not Mike Holmgren! : The Andy Reid story.”

Don’t bury the lede, Dom. David Carr just got a promotion to assistant store manager on the night shift, though he might be transferred to an Aldi in Vegas next year.