He thought the Generals were due!

Being a good candidate is very different from being a good elected official. There’s a reason why “gentleman’s C” George W was a two-term President and Jeb! never had a chance.

Of the many embarrassing characteristics of the modern Republican Party, I can’t believe you forgot that they put Paul Ryan on a pedestal as a “wonk”.

Four million dollars per year per team? Why, the Sabres could use that to sign another terrible defenseman, or a goalie who can’t make it out of Rochester. Imagine the possibilities!

I live in an area that does not have any pro teams (South Carolina) and was born in an area that didn’t have many (upstate NY).

What cities need is a union.

I usually layer padded bike shorts under a pair of baggy shorts, and a dry fit shirt on top. I’ve been bike commuting and racing for years and I don’t own a single actual bike jersey.

The ones that think it means “swerve immediately to the left”? I know those guys.

Police stations will occasionally advertise auctions of unclaimed bikes where there are always decent deals to be had.

I hope I live long enough to see Hample Disease added to the DSM.

Like any of his illiterate supporters would question something from @reelDonaldTrump.

The Buffalo Bisons have an “affiliation uniform” that looks like Blue Jays throwbacks. It’s awesome.

Nothing changed when some mutant in the Nutmeg State murdered a bunch of kindergartners. Nothing’s going to change now.

Are fans of other sports as defensive as MLS fans?

“Come on, the Swiss hockey league is JUST AS GOOD as the NHL now!”

Ben Carson is on Tinder?

Has Drew forgotten about the insufferable shitheads who call them The New York Football Giants?

The worst state highway is Route 15 through central PA. Nothing for a hundred miles but fireworks stands, porn shops, and murderous methheads.

*Slurms

Our local AAA team had a submarine pitcher AND an ambidextrous pitcher among their closers last year. They didn’t even make the playoffs but it was a fun season to watch.

Hockey is the best sport.