He started packing on the weight again as soon as Rob came to join him in Buffalo.

I’ve always called it the political ideology of the suburban study hall. It’s for people who assume that everyone grew up in a stable, safe, loving, middle-to-upper class home with plenty of food to eat and medical attention for anything they needed. When that’s the only population you’ve ever been exposed to, it’s…

Bowling alleys, too. You haven’t been able to smoke in a bowling alley here in twenty years, but they all still smell like stale cigarettes, spilled beer, nacho cheese, and lane oil.

This is known as The Libertarian Paradox -- people convincing themselves that if it were the original Gilded Age, they’d be Cornelius Vanderbilt and not one of the black-lunged micks shoveling coal in his railroads.

I don’t think it’s a plan that will work, but it is a plan.

Fourth floor apartment. What the shit.

My local minor league team also had a day game yesterday. They sold 15,000 tickets.

What, you don’t like listening to a bad actor shouting MUUUUUUUURPH for two hours?

+1 burned steak and wedge salad

Their entire platform ideologically is people should take responsibility for themselves

2018: the House goes Dem. Maybe even the Senate, but that’s a tough hill for the Dems to climb.

“You know how much money is in our bank account? Negative fifty dollars. We’d have to raise fifty bucks to be broke.”

As every owner will tell you, between hits on their vape pen.

Gonna be tough for the sprinters to do well in those goofy sandals.

The relatively obscure mythology of my dead hometown is that the ‘84 Olympics were the beginning of the end for Kodak, as Fuji beat them out for the official camera sponsorship.

I’m about the same height - I got my clubs when a tall fellow on the local college team upgraded. Ask the coach at your alma mater if there are any giants on the team who might want to make a few bucks for their old clubs.

Jokes on you -- my next purchase will be a minivan, for which there is literally ALWAYS more supply than demand because who the fuck wants to buy a minivan?

It’s not racist, it’s just nasty.

It’s customary to put the book, chapter, and verse after anything that was said by God many years ago.

Canada does have armed forces, you know. They burned down the White House that one time.