I mean, it’s got flared fender arches and deeper offset wheels at a glance. This is definitely not an out-the-showroom P100D even before arguing what tires it’s on. 

Pro tip: Keep your windows open for yelling purposes. 

This sounds awful. You know you can make a typically over hundred on a weeknight dinner shift at most restaurants these days, right? That’s where I get my side money when I need it, at least.

No one ever had the right to start up a multi billion dollar gypsy cab company in the first place. 

It draws even more attention to the grille, by contrast.

May would be thrilled to be placed on a deserted island. 

That works out really well, because the only people that want this option seem to be spec’ing them on CLA’s and base C classes anyway. 

Styles come and go in cycles.

It blows my mind that anyone other than protein shake swilling dudebros are willing to associate with Barstool in any way. They’re in the same degenerate misogynist camp as The Chive and both groups should be fucking embarrassed to be pushing the swill that they do at this point. Who TF at Nascar thought this would be…

Oops. I’m seeing that now. 

Three is the correct number of spokes.

I’ll tell you how to fix the Fast and Furious series: A prequel. You can’t argue with it, because a movie based around Dom’s crew set in the late 90's street racing in brightly colored Integras and plotting to steal a bunch of Pentium 266 having desktop PCs would be just great.

I heard he’s finally taking the time to focus on his rap career.

Probably because it’s shit. 

Please invite these maniacs over to the US for live shenanigans, or at least a hilarious interview. 

I guess you can call that body “restored” if you follow the English definition of what a straight panel is.

Why? Those dummies just come flying off of sidewalks seemingly at random, wearing flip flops and holding a damn smartphone in one hand, only to abandon their tech startup rental in the entryway of wherever two blocks later. Cyclists around here at least tend to adhere to actual rules more often. 

The Nissan Juke is dead here in the United States because we don’t deserve nice things it looks fucking stupid.

Counter argument: Don’t clean your steering wheel.

I can’t wait for this dumb fucking electric scooter trend to die. I drive and bike in Boston and these rule-ignorant dipshits are a scourge on our streets.