And this is why I intend to petition to ban jeeps and lifted pickups from highway use. 

ch-ch-ch-changliiiis

First of all, triples are fucking useless because of problems like this. A casette with that range combined with a 53/39 or a 50/34 will give you more than enough gears to do pretty much anything. You’re not carrying touring bags up a mountainside, here.

Really digging for the deep cuts here, huh

The real problem here is that early mountain bike designs that use a 1 1/8" threaded headset were already on an outdated standard when they were new to market.

Looks like someone forgot about the Viper ACR

And the car they benchmark against around 28 minutes in is the Chinese market MK2 Volkswagen Jetta, about two or three facelifts later. Those things are so bizarre I love It. 

Sure, but they’re all former fastest cars in the world.

As long as we can agree in exchange that taking our shoes off for a security screening is a fucking waste of effort, and therefore no longer necessary. 

Specifically, the Recaro seating which was available in the 1989Helios edition Volkswagen Jetta, but anything that uses a Recaro LS checks all the right boxes for “best seats”. They’re comfortable, they’re a classy and practical shape, and they look better than most modern swoopy overdesigned nonsense thanks to their…

Suddenly cities realize they shouldn’t have let all the drag strips close. This Is a good step towards encouraging motorsport parks of various types to open closer to cities.

They’re great and all until you realize that you, the driver, have to look at the interior while inside, which is absolutely the worst part about the 350 & 370z’s. It’s like they got almost finished with the rest of the design process, the final was due at the end of the week, and someone shouted FUCK WE FORGOT THAT…

You need to fire Fancy Kristen. I heard her last expense report was a fifteen thousand dollar bar tab, and that she was temporarily banned from Dubai for yelling so hard at a Burmese Tiger for not knowing how to operate the massage functions in the back of a Rolls Royce which was on loan from the government of that…

Mars Attacks effectively stands as the influence for Independence day anyway, considering the concept had been pitched roughly a decade prior to beginning production. It also has an objectively more well known cast, and a more memorable overall presentation.

Uh oh. A handful of jalops are about to get mad about “stance” and then fuck off into the shadows for another few months. 

Mitch McConnell needs to fuck off forever is all I care about. 

What a time to be alive (for the incredibly wealthy)

Shut up and take my money.

Sure it’s great now, but when the 2021 aero rules go into effect, it will ruin the whole strategy and feel of the series.