You learn something new every day

This wouldn’t be an issue if our roads were maintained correctly. 

That’s definitely a sidewalk, not a driveway.

Maybe if they can divert their efforts away from stopping and frisking all the non-whites in certain neighborhoods, they could actually straighten this shit out.

I can’t say this enough times:

What are they drinking in that design studio which makes that up-the-hood lighting treatment make sense? 

Finally, another option for suburban empty nest dads to drive once per month until they try to cash in on their “collectibility”, thanks to having retained the shipping materials splitter guards.

I’m totally on board with the build, but let’s be honest here and admit that 220 horse-ponies is a very optimistic estimate based on his description of modifications.

Well, that, or it’s got the most comically blown out suspension. 

Yeah, because basically everyone but property owning boomers are too fucking broke to buy newer cars, and decent used cars are severely overpriced because the cash for clunkers scheme rightly fucked up that market. 

Evija: A word as wince-inducing to some as “moist”, I’m sure.

I’m sure there’s a keystroke for the shrug emoji, but I don’t know it yet. I’m not buying a new Porsche probably ever, so my opinion on the matter doesn’t count towards anything anyway.

Sounds like they got the six to turn out the same economy numbers as a four, which partly defeats the corporate purpose of offering a smaller displacement in a sports car. That, and this justifies bumping the entry price for fun cars in the lineup during a time when they’re selling more SUVs anyway. 

Never touch the cars. 

You sound like every resident of the Carolinas who drives five under the speed limit, directly beside someone else, holding up traffic in both lanes for miles. 

Has this joint got the sort of parking resources to handle a bunch of rusty brown shitheaps, and the stains that they’ll likely all leave behind? 

Car isn’t even really that low, owner refuses to adapt his driving. What an asshole. 

TFW a fucked bearing eats your stub axle. 

Bronco II, plz and thx

Matt Farah was secretly behind this build, I’m sure.