First time to the Carolinas, huh? 

Dodge did this in ‘87.

This. Always carry a polarizer. And a lens cloth. And a couple NDs if it’s real sunny. 

Looks like they’re trying to bring back the Landau top, and I fully support this. 

Finally, something worse than Boston’s green line.

Still better rear visibility than a modern Camaro.

Spoiler: It does. But it doesn’t mean that New Yorkers aren’t gonna smash your shit up by poorly parallel parking into it with those stupid fucking rear bumper bash guards every day. 

Pennsylvania generally does a terrible job of coping with the immediate results of any weather, and that issue is worsened when it’s snow you’re facing.

Knock Knock. 

Everyone’s shouting CRV, right? And we can all agree that this is a vast improvement on one of those dumb things? 

Finally. This is the thing I needed in order to give me the drive to roll into work at a sensible and predictable hour each weekday. 

Don’t worry, Kristen will write a follow up article to crush your dreams when this rumor is debunked within three to five weeks. 

I’m left handed and I shift manual successfully in your silly backwards world. You’ll live.

The only mechanical failure I had on a recent 3k mile road trip from Massachusetts to Florida and back was an oil pan gasket failure in Miami, which I repaired in Port Saint Lucie in a friend’s driveway on the way north.

Pack five quarts of oil, a portable pump, coolant, every socket, a jack, and some of that gasket-in-a-tube stuff. Trust me on this.

You think the rich use more than a single part of a trophy animal. How optimistic. 

Sitting on a couch and having like a whole stereo and TV setup is much more comfortable and immersive. Just sayin’

Continuing to buy Chrysler products, despite the fact that they all had transmission failures. 

AND MISS OUT ON THIS?!

Does this mean that I have no choice, and now I finally have to replace my dusty old xbox 360 in favor of a modern system?