Skitching is far from being the most absurdly irresponsible thing you can do on a bike.

Yeah, crossovers can go ahead and keep their roofs permanently affixed. That would be great.

Tasteful analog clocks need to be the next big modification trend.

Pickup trucks should only seat two people, three if absolutely necessary.

Yeah, we figured you just knew.

2005: I had a Chevy S10 pickup which I had bought in 2003 for $900 and done some engine work on. Short bed, short cab, manual everything, RWD, bright red, fresh paint and little to no rust.

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Probably, TBH

I had a nearly identical design from a (probably now defunct) brand called Prime for a few years. I regret nothing.

Coffee Rules Everything Around Me

Brakes. Every time. I’d rather have a car that stops than goes, if you know what I mean.

And that is why, if elected social media editor of Jalopnik, I will change this, by having pizza at lunch every day, and hosting the most fun prom that the class of 2018 deserves.

You’re implying that it’s possible to teach an editorial staff. How gloriously optimistic.

Has this concept ever looked halfway decent from any manufacturer?

So, let me get this straight:

It’s just a fairly good render based on the image from this site. The text and car don’t even really line up with the curve of the page in the photo.

Looks like some fans went Rogue.

.... And wants more maintenance, road noise, and a less rigid unibody, in exchange for a lower average sale price.

Same thing that makes anything beautiful: Booty.

The cupholders: Are they large enough to hold the largest of coffees? Hordes of salespeople need to know this.