Well shit, man, is it Oscar nomination season already? Because that’s some emotional drama right there.

I mean, you gotta admit this is a hell of a lot more tasteful than a lot of heavily cambered, rocket bunny sporting cars that are out there. I’ll take this over any of the nonsense tuner cars that came out of the late 90's through early F&F era of sticking race inspired graphics and wings on anything with an available…

Fun doesn’t always require more traction.

Too bad he’s not an affluent white college aged rapist, or he would have basically dodged jail time altogether.

Nobody’s gonna talk shit on the Black Emperor car? I mean, it’s a pretty car, but that club really gotta dial back the swastikas.

Actually, it won’t, because Ford driveline.

Me: shows photograph of 1991 VW Jetta. Recently restored.

Drift mode?

Really wish this was happening closer.

Right now I’m thinking: One that fucking works.

They missed the VCR’s? Dominic is gonna be so disappointed.

Yeah. There’s not enough polished copper rivets, or unnecessary use of tarnished pipes on this to classify as “steampunk”.

If you’ve got a leftover bolt after working on an F1, you’re gonna find yourself moving on down and doing warranty work on some run-of-the-mill Bugatti coupes for the rest of your career like any old slob with a set of wrenches and a chunk of granite.

Eight years of vintage VW ownership, on restaurant industry lower management income. I put up with a lot for those boxy European body lines, and that VR6 grumble.

This sort of shit sure gets him fired up.

The perfect gift for your suburban asshole friend who always has BBQ sauce stains on their damn khakis.

The perfect gift for your suburban asshole friend who always has BBQ sauce stains on their damn khakis.

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What an incendiary remark.

Obviously you should. How is this even a question? You should have it loaded onto a trailer already, so you can transport it to your driveway where it can rot in peace.