I can’t roll my eyes hard enough at this lowbrow trash. As if chicken nuggets weren’t garbage enough already, people want a plastic goddamn alter to the Gods Of The Dipping Sauces on their heater vents. I feel for the dealership detailers that will have to scrape dried Szechuan Sauce from the vents of every other…

“The Quail Incident”, BTW, is Non-Fancy Kristen’s weekend funk band name.

you’d need a private submarine to traverse it.

If we’re lucky enough, Jamie Orr is probably working on this scheme right now.

BRB gettin’ ready to bolt these onto a lowered VW like a goddamn savage.

Sounds like they’re waiting for public reaction to commit to her as a permanent addition or not. This way they could breeze through a few drivers until they have one that the viewers like, and then finally introduce them without confusing people with a slew of new names all season.

FTFY

Great. With doors like that, I’m going to have to wear pants while I drive.

Of course I would. I would even street park it to let the neighbors know why I’m always mad.

GM is aware that they are required to have a warranty on the cats in these cars, right? They’ve already been bailed out once.

Likely an unpopular opinion on Jalopnik: Modified vintage VW/Audi. Think70's/80's/90's cars with motor swaps, stretched tires, all means of modified suspension & obscure German tuning company names popping up here and there. The sort of shit that used to be big on sites like VWVortex. Scarcely-practical cruisers based…

Occasionally, I choose to leave my gilded wingback chair and venture into the real world.

The VehiCross does the disparaging for you. You just need to know where to look: Directly at it.

Hasn’t Isuzu already tried (and failed) with this idea?

I don’t know how many golden retrievers someone has to cart around a mountainside on the regular that they don’t consider a Cayman “practical”.

Probably not, despite my dreams of living out the sarcastic comment section in person.

“You think the Auto Union called up the tire companies before hitting 268 back in 1938?” - Hennessey, probably last week

I’m not much of a quail man, to be honest.

alternatively:

Los Angeles gives us yet another reason to consider it an uninhabitable wasteland.