Your lack of maturity and intelligence, and your lack of education BLEED through every fucking word you type. It’s pretty easy to guess where you stand in the world.

No, no....you see, that’s the upper half of white people. The white people who actually managed to make something of their lives. People like you, your family, your friends? White pigment is ALL you have in common with people like that. Nothing more.

Either way, Satan’s fucking him in the ass as we speak, so...

No, but you are worthless white trash.

Even that, when compared to rural Indiana.

I meant the cities themselves, not neccessarily the fanbases. But other than that, agreed.

Honestly? If you got Gallico liquored up, he probably would have told you that Serena Williams wasn’t a person either.

....Why are we talking about a guy whose soul has been boiling in demon shit for decades now?

The QB for the Chargers thinks that the Earth is 6000 years old. He actually wants out of the Chargers franchise because they’re moving to filthy LA...even though there is no team in the South that needs a QB right now(maybe NO..but why the fuck would they trade their thirty-something in just to get a less effective…

They’re not in St Louis. Or Kansas City.

I was cursed to live in the worst part of Iowa. I can’t read newspaper editorials without wanting to go outside and punch the first older white guy that I see.

This is why when they do their cute popups on Fox Sports stating their name and college, they should also name the guy who did their homework for them and got guaranteed honors from the university for doing so.

Just like your denial about your complete lack of worth will not change the fact that you live in a trailer park and will die in a trailer park. Now go fuck off.

Well, that should put to rest any fragile remnants of doubt as to who ESPN wanted to see win this game.

There’s a reason that I repeated it. It’s true. Now shut the fuck up and get back to the fry station.

So...

It’s also worth noting that the Baltimore Ravens were supposed to be a bone-crunchingly tough matchup for the Chiefs in Week 15. It just didn’t turn out that way.

Translation: “Alex Smith makes only one mistake in a harvest moon, but he doesn’t throw big, exciting bombs that give ESPN boners!”

Where were you earlier today when I pointed out the truism that the Carolina Panthers have been benefitting from a similarly weakass schedule all fucking year?

Attention all Raiders homers who are coming here to bray “Fuck this shit! Queefs suck!”