This is what happens when the dense get pressure.

Skywriting is a lost artform.

They should just rehire him as D-line coach (his job in SF from ‘07-’14). He’s probably the only HC in the NFL who would happily accept a demotion with the same team.

The Ryan family coaching tree is actually a bonsai Rob keeps in his van next to the foldout bed because “chicks dig that spiritual shit”

So the way to be black and have an interaction with law enforcement without getting murdered is to be a mediocre spread offense college QB. Noted.

“No, I don’t believe the Rams offense existed,” Hayes said last month. “Not even a little bit. With these players, it’s crazy because man has never seen the Rams offense, we can agree on that, right? But they know exactly how to put an offense together? I believe there is more of a chance you will find a team in L.A.…

...wow...I’m mean...wow. Time to start taking NFL head injuries more seriously.

I bet he still believes in God, though.

Yep, let’s find a single isolated result and use that to counter a well-reasoned argument.

He can stay on the field long enough to shake hands like most other players do, for one. Panthers got in everyone’s faces and rubbed it in after every single win, but as soon as someone else does it to them they start complaining. They’re putzes, and it’ll be awesome when they choke against Seattle or Arizona in the…

Doesn’t Donovan lay out a pretty defensible criteria? People who “identity” as American? That hardly seems xenophobic to me. In fact, it seems like a reasonable definition of a national team. I don’t think either was saying US players need to be born here, or that somehow Johnson isn’t a US citizen and deserving of…

Wow time sure does fly. I remember sitting on my couch, young, unmarried, jobless watching him win the Heisman. Now 18 years, 7 pro bowls, a Super bowl ring later, I’m sitting on my couch, old, unmarried, jobless, reading about his retirement. Life sure does come at you fast.

Norman as Batman and OBJ as the Joker marks the first time DC has given equal representation to black men.

“I will defend the person as long as I’m able.”

John Mara, what are you doing on Kinja?

No, there are also a bunch of transplants who are not giving up loyalty to the team from back home and a load of college fans who could give two shits about the pro game.

Greg Hardy is still on the Panthers?

That also explains Kobe’s appearance at the game.

Please stop going to the club.