The epitome of Canadiana.

Parody.

To be fair, he’s talking to Texans. Needs to speak their language.

Oh noes!

They can suspend you AFTER you retire? Better watch the booze, Joe Namath!

Is there any quarterback more suited to these divorce jokes than Pout-face?

Quit trying to be cool, son. You’re not.

....The asshole who headbutted a dude in the heart area is now a head coach?!?

Osweiler beat the Pats in a game that Roger Goodell basically ordered the refs to make sure that Denver won.

Osweiler sucks. I hope that you know and accept this.

The Foreskins are in thr playoffs. That’s an automatic lose for the NFC.

Manning may not have it anymore, but it should be obvious by now that Osweiler never did have it to begin with.

“They hired one before, so they’ll hire this one too, even though he’s a physically unattractive dickhead who openly insulted an NFL player”

Are you completely prepared to rule out the possibility of Jed York meeting that criteria as well.

Well, this is interesting.

“You’re right, coach. You do.”

It’s a San Fran homer having convinced himself that the coach was more valuable than he really was. Ignore.

At being treated with decency. This does not include being allowed to perceive legitimate criticism as disrespect, or to throw away the valid critique of a comment on the pretext of it not adhering to an out-of-date set of manners

It’s not like a cop or a judge. They help to run a fucking game, and their authority dies when that game ends.

Bill Belicheck couldn’t have made a playoff-qualifer out of that fucking dumpster fire, so Tomsula didn’t deserve this. But, farewell to a scapegoat that has worked hard and made sacrifices that most of us would balk at, and I freely include myself in that.