Referees aren’t fucking actual authority figures, and deserve no more or less respect than is owed any human being.

Yup. He just smugly talked down to an employee of the Shield. If ESPN and SI may have possibly called before, they won’t now.

Ryan O’Halloran outside of Pop Warner: Zero tackles.

bottle likes to play the role of “cynic who is smarter than everyone in the room who always sides with the unpopular guy because its the cool thing to do”

In a lot of cases where big moves with good, big reasons to make them are made, it’s a small-fry reason that gets the trigger pulled. Lurie obviously saw this as very symbolic of what he wants for the Eagles, and what Kelly wants.

Well Mike, time to embrace your Thumb-ness and get a job as a factory worker.

Better that than people who think it’s ok to fuck your cousin.

You know what they say, those who want power the most and will sink the lowest to get it? Are the ones who should least have it.

Take it from an Iowan, Carly: Want to make rural right-wing Iowans feel like you’re one of them? Reminisce on the campaign trail about giving blowjobs to your brother.

The whole fucking primary system needs to go. It’s obsolete.

That’s why I want to go apeshit every time I hear a Republican say that she’s a strong candidate because of her business experience. It’s like saying that Dr. Mengele should be lauded for his experience as a doctor.

Good argument, bro.

Speaking for my own experience, the games were on at every bar I went to at the beginning of the night.

Shut the fuck up and get me my EggMcMuffin, trailer park trash.

Your no. 2 is why I like Deadspin so much. I love that the people here are willing to challenge inane tradition.

Can’t tell if ironic troll or serious extremist.

Because baseball is a 19th century sport kept alive by inertia and nostalgia.

Okay, I can definitely buy your reason and bsidewriter’s reason.

Eh. If NYE was like was it here everywhere, EVERYONE was out. I even joked to a friend of mine that our hangout was being taken over by old people. Not older people—flatout old.

Judging by the huge waves of older/flat-out old people I saw out last night, you’re quite wrong. NYE is the night that EVERYONE goes out.