Yeah, Chip Kelly sure did get you that no. 1 bye, did he?

“You barely beat us! Barely beat us! And we’ll just ignore the fact that half of their starting defense is out!”

Oh, the Jets will win. And it will be glorious.

If you knew anything about the state, you’d know that KC isn’t like that.

Pittsburgh fans after Landry Jones lost games: “Boo! He sucks! Bring back the Rapi—er, Big Ben!”

Um, bud?

That, or the Browns had nothing to lose.

Nice to see that Cpl. Bauers has adapted well to his new worl—wait, no, he’s just channeling Roger Goodell.

Oh, my team is doing just fine, homer.

—Funny how Pittsburgh fans were talking up Landry Jones before the games that he played as their future. When he loses, he’s suddenly a weak link. Dude, I don’t know if you noticed, but King Koopa Rapist is well over 30, over 300 pounds, and has been injured twice this year. It’s like Cowboy fans and their “no Tony…

Carrying around baseball bats /= “having fun".

No, although I can admit that I can see where you’d think this.

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why some abortions are a good thing.

By noting that if Arizona or Cincy had that schedule, they’d probably be undefeated too?

I’m starting to hate Carolina very quickly.

Don’t feel too bad, guy...1 in 5 of those people are eventually going to be waterboarded anyhow.

The Pack does not deserve the playoffs the way they’re playing.

McCarthy is the luckiest coach in the NFL.

Agreed.

Your team just lost to the fucking Ravens. Sure you want to make a brag like that right now?