The Saudi version of that trap:

Oooh!! Ooohh!! How about how he has the gall to mock New England and Lousiana accents every time a team from either region is mentioned, despite probably sounding like Sarah Palin?

I’m an Iowan.

“Don’t pull that trigger if you’re holding that gun next to you”.

I think that I’m going to C and P the Wikipedia biography of Phil Mushnick and send it in to the next Jamboroo as an epic poop story.

You have two options: Take the “feels less earned” route, or don’t see that WC win in your lifetime.

Sounds like it’s perfectly family-friendly for Raiders families.

If our government at all deserved their money and their perks, they would tell the NFL “Yeah. That “no fan-owned team” rule? It’s not happening.”

This is why I don’t have any issues telling certain relatives to eat a dick.

10-2 now.

Same. I almost don’t want to say this because it will REALLY come off as Internet tough guy, but if some dude intentionally seperated me from my kid during a Star Wars showing, I’m twisting him like a pretzel and making him shout into the PA that he’s a piece of shit.

Short version: You are shit, and you will die without a dime to your name. Now fuck off.

I’m not annoyed or enraged by you, I’m just bored by it. I don’t give a shit what you think.

That’s nice, troll.

Much respect and a happy sendoff to the one Raider that I can say that I respect.

Poonooga runs the fry station at his local Burger King. They don’t have a whizbang retirement plan.

So...if we can threaten players with bats for motivation...

“mimic Sting’s WWE entrance”

We expect this shit from Mr. Jones. We’re lucky that the guy doesn’t celebrating shutting down a rookie wide reciever by horsewhipping them.

While we got you here John, let me ask: Was it creepy watching your niece act-fuck Kevin Spacey?