Damn. Nevermind, thought Francis was the dude in the beige sweater.

Ironically, you pick the one mug shot where she still looks hot.

Yeah, you see, the thing is that we have to comment on how old certain older-than-young-but not at all old in the real world people are, as a side effect of the Kobe hate, I guess.

Jesus Christ. How often do I have to say “I’m sorry, I fucked up?”

Hey now. In certain American red states, putting your dick in a pig’s mouth is the kind of thing that makes local voters identify with you.

Hey Europe?

Huh. Evidently the Broncos want to try the “Wild Card” thing that all the kids are talking about these days.

If it makes ya’ll feel better, Tom Brady is one year younger and is showing NO signs of slowing down.

Why does Kinja alert me that some people have responded to me, but when I try to respond back, I can’t even find them?

Yeah, we’ll still hear about how LeBron James, who really does seem like a good human being, is an inferior basketball ambassador to Micheal Jordan, who has committed every sin on Earth.

I’m not even a huge Star Wars fan, and hearing that the new movie is good still makes me very happy.

Abortion.

All right all right! You’re right, I misread it, I’m sorry.

Right now, it’s in Cleveland’s best interests to lose, before the Los Angeles Chargers or the Titans beat them to the top draft pick. Looking at the schedule right now, they got....

If he had stopped being lazy in KC and kept up his production levels, he’d have a 15 million dollar contract instead of a 9 million dollar contract.

Okay, that’s fair. I think we got a little harsh with each other.

Watching Alex Smith over the last several weeks, I’m starting to come to the conclusion that he has the ability to throw deep; let’s be honest, he wouldn’t be in the NFL if he didn’t, much less starting. I’m beginning to think that it was conservatism(which Andy Reid as your head coach does NOT discourage) and a lack…

Dwayne Bowe was a one-year wonder who was last a star-quality player when Eddard Stark still had a head. But I don’t see the Browns having any better options.

Hey asshole, you were the one creaming over Pryor’s production against fucking children. Sorry if you took an unneccessary level of umbrage at me implying that he might not stand out so much against the best in the fucking world.

Yeah, I might have been a bit harsh on Bowe(though Maclin is a MAJOR upgrade). Right now, he’s plugged into a worse system than KC’s.