Um, this is quite a different level of competition.

“It’s unclear how Bowe can be a non-factor”

Learn how to win a civil war.

Yay. One misplaced vowel(which wasn’t even my fault; Kindle-Fire likes,to do its own thing if you don’t pay attention) = centuries of general fucking idiocy.

Charlotte’s ok....but um, you do realize that the Panthers have a fanbase that reaches out into the less advanced part of that region, right?

Those people are shit.

Extra bonus points for every spelling mistake. Triple bonus points if “I’m not racist, but..” rears its ugly head.

“I could[care]less about Rodney Harrison! Which is why I went out of my way to post the Helmet Catch!”

Even though it has no relationship to this article, I feel that I should point out that the Dallas Cowboys suck.

I don’t think they realize the extent of Manning’s delusion.

Shut the fuck up and get back to warming up those EggMcMuffins.

Damn, Shaq’s only been out of the league for four years?

People’s subjective emotions, both positive and negative, settle down after four years.

Well, that game did come out in like '81.

.....Okay.

Also...you’re backing up a rapist.

Yeah, because King Koopa Rapist has been so dependable this year. No chance that his fat ass will roll over and get hurt again, nosiree! Also, weren’t you pricks talking about how Landry was the future at the time? Yes, yes you were.

Oh yeah. I’ll be the pig and won’t lie: My opinion of this video would be different if #99 there had shown her ass.

I do too.

I’ll bite. Why can’t UFC show this?