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I’m so rarely here any more that what I want Jalopnik to be should not be your first, second, or even third priority.

“It’s been a great 2 weeks, but I’ve taken a new role as CEO of zombie Drivetribe.”

When will Jalopnik be bought by Road & Track?

“I’ll spend every day in this chair working to earn the trust, enthusiasm and respect you have for this publication.”

Oh, man, remember when they cared about the commentariat enough to actually do COTD?

You sonuvabitch, I’m in!

If your first reaction is “Grow up” then you are missing the point. Here is an opportunity for you to step in and reassure the folks who frequent this site that while you are losing two unique voices, you have many more that are committed to continue on the tradition of what made Jalopnik great: unique and irreverent

Better yet:

It’s not just David and Jason leaving man. It’s the broken comments system. It’s the constant listicles. It’s the lack of proof reading, the lazy reprints/links to other outlet’s articles, the ill advised hot takes like the “It’s okay people are robbing trains because they lost their jobs” article from a few weeks

I’m sure there are going to be a lot of people in the comments saying things like, “That’s it, I’m out of here! I’m never reading this site again!” First, grow up. Millions of people read this site, if you want to stop, go with god.

Well, he’s getting exactly what he wanted.  I’ve seen this all over the place in the last week or two. Now to learn that not all press is good press.

ready.

Please do some stories on tread lightly and other ways to use and protect trails and access. Nubes can easily ruin it for those who are responsible users of outdoor resources.

A couple recent related OPPO posts (not to mention the whole 4x4 theme day we just had!):

Or tell you it has a 4wd lock and rear differential lock...when it doesn’t. I think the Bronco Sport deserves some cred for being a much more off-road focused crossover...but I think buyers are being misled about what a crossover is suitable for. Given that crossovers are a huge chunk of the market, the overlap

Yeah and maybe Ford should also not advertise these like the G.O.A.T. modes will drive offroad for you.

A hotter engine means more fuel is burning, so less gunk is coming out of the tailpipe.