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Kristen, what year was the first Land Rover you drove? By you description I’d wager it was a 2.5 N/A diesel and not a 300Tdi. Those 2.5 N/A’s are better suited to being boat anchors rather than power plants.

Depends, if the engine ”runs good” but has a ticking noise, CP. No ticking noise, NP.

That typo probably originated somewhere on an internal NJT communication. WWE was probably working under the impression NJT employees had some sort of self awareness and knew when the show would end. That is on them for sure, they should have triple checked NJT to make sure that they knew the correct date and not just

Dude, it’s NJT. Of course it’s their fault, they were probably told multiple times that the show was ending at 12:30 but in their infinite fucking ineptitude they then told themselves that the show was ending at 10:30 and as per usual are trying to blame someone else for their gross fucking incompetence. FUCK. N.J.T. 

Pro tip, take everything NJT “Claims” and assume it is a flat out lie. I’ll put money on the fact that WWE told NJT the exact times and NJT still fucked everything up in their usual fashion.

It’s easy, the black guy got the blue guy out because its the waning moon of the thingamajig and the whicket is in retrograde.

They get whicket keeper gloves

I’m going to say it, Bob Bowman would have made a better Commissioner. He’s the kind of dirt bag who would have encouraged grudges, bad guys and all that type of stuff that made baseball in the 90's watchable.

1. Posh Wrangler for yuppies.

I hope I can get a 110 with cloth seats, a raised air intake and a winch bumper. Hopefully Land Rover doesn’t force you into higher trims for that.

Put this shit directly into my veins.

Isn’t that the fucking truth. 

This comment has zero chill. I like it. 

What if I told you that for a month they were the “Trenton Pork Rolls”.

Can’t kill a civilian if there are no civilians.

F-14 Tomcat = Tomkitty

A world where you need to figure it out.