Dude better hope he gets caught by the police and not commuters. He’ll have to eat out of a straw for a while otherwise.

Toooo be faaair, technically they’re not sentient. For them to be sentient would require self awareness so just flying rats. 

Fuck there you have it folks, time to pack up and head home. This guy has figured out all of the worlds woes. “Get a job”, man how did you come up with something so insightful yet so simple... 

#IAM14ANDTHISISDEEP

So you’re saying I should use an old ass flip phone and drive a pre ODB1 car? I think I would be okay with that. 

I always felt Bond was a type II-A kind of guy.

Lauren, please tell me you know where I can get Vernors on the Island of Manhattan. I’m fresh out and have no fucking way to toast this glorious day at work.  

That has to do more with the Swiss mentality more than the government, they are sticklers for the rules and will report you regardless of the severity of the infraction. My cousins like to joke that Switzerland is a country of 2000000+ police informants.

And his opponent is tied up by the Ref...

It was probably a Freudian slip, my biggest surprise is that this heap hasn’t been “stanced” yet. It seems the only logical step for this cp. 

Backcheck, forecheck, paycheque buddy.

RE: Land Rover.

Repeat after me:

Tinder Profile: I love strangling Cougars, no seriously I killed a mountain lion with my bare hands.