NP all day every day and twice on Sundays.

Pretty neat, driving a Land Rover I’ve always told myself that “it’s not the destination, it’s the journey”. Yeah, that’s it...

Conversations at 80+MPH are at normal volume.

Well holy shit, you went ahead and dismissed my comment?

Lighten up Francis...

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“22 astronauts were born in Ohio. What is it about your state that makes people want to flee the Earth?”

Ah yes, the original Mustang driver...

Didn’t realize you had another book coming out, guess I should also read that one as I enjoyed the first.

It was a pretty shitty way to go about it, let us know on OPPO where you end up. I enjoy reading your stuff.

Man I’d love to see this as COTD.

Fucked if I know, hopefully this isn’t a preview of things to come for the rest of Jalopnik.

Nah, Winny Puhh is where it’s at. If you don’t like it, ya’ll can walk.

I have an unhealthy obsession with unreliable British trucks and brown liquor infused with peat. Latter probably due to the former but what’evs, wait what were we talking about again? Someone say Whiskey? I like Whiskey.

I need those bolt on Portals, pity they’re $5k a corner... dammit why aren’t I independently wealthy?

After reading your response, I stand by my original statement.

Clearly the only reason you posted this is because you wanted to humble brag about that school trip you took to Europe back in high school...

He was probably drunk when he agreed to the job, then he sobered up and actually realized what a complete and utter cluster fuck NJ Transit is and though “fuck everything about that noise”.

*One does not say “titties”.

If you were bored in A2, I think you kinda proved his point for him.