“Bitches leave” would have been a great line as the kids filed out the door with their cupcakes.

Are you fucking kidding me with this? Ignoring WKRP in Cincinnati?

I may have been raised Jewish, but that doesn’t mean I don’t love a good Christmas ham under the tree! The whole gang’s back (again) for the 2nd 2nd sequel to Bob Clark’s Christmas Classic! The kid sure didn’t grow up pretty, and he isn’t half the Night Before Christmas Stalker that Darren McGavin was, but you’ll…

When I first heard the Maron interview I briefly went down an “angry Gallagher interview” rabbit hole. The stuff with Patrice O’Neal is wild.

Oh no! Well, guess they’ll just have to cancel the show now. And all other Housewives shows. And the entire lowest denominator reality TV genre. Such a shame.

Sweet!  Definitely introduce racism as cover for your argument since it’s completely relevant to the discussion at hand.  Can’t win on the merits?  Slander the opposing viewpoint!

Ehhhh... I dunno. I have a hard time getting on board movies with any sense of “inevitability”. As a character study this might be pretty interesting, and I love some good old fashioned ultraviolence. But it doesn’t sound particularly *tense*. Like... we know that she’s going to go crazy and murder some fools.

Plus it has Dwight in it instead of Andy!

It hasn’t been good since Phil Hartman left. 

An operation where the top spot is a tie between 7 million and 5.6 million.

“People who are so preoccupied with whether or not they could do something that they never stopped to think about whether they should do something are a cliché at this point, but only because really need to start spending more time thinking about whether or not they should do something.”

The new gold standard:

Sylvester Stallone in The Verne Gagne Story!

The head of mall security isn’t as depressed as Gene because he gets to go home to Christie Brinkley.

Should have just hired Peter Jessop (Paladin Danse) to do it and you’d never know it wasn’t Tim Allen

That’s what you get for trying to read these things. Just skim the paragraphs, pick out some words, and then you can tell pretty much what it says.

Danny DeVito is RIGHT THERE! 

At least they didn’t release it in the form of a fucking slideshow. Good lord, what drugs are the mgmt on?

This swivel to slideshow directive is a real treat.