I was hoping that the end of this story was that Joe Biden was also in the corner, shotgunning tallboys of Icehouse. Then the two of you participated in a series of increasingly dangerous dares over the course of the night that ended with you guys burying a dead hobo and making an oath to never speak of it again.

I've said it before, but Superior Foes of Spider-Man was a great series that barely featured the titular hero.

To be honest, with their cutting back on tv reviews and other features, the comments probably skew more towards 75% of the reason at this point.

But will it have blackjack and hookers?

Because your apartment smells like Polygrip and cat pee.

Now it leaves Stephen Lang free for a Cold War-set Marvel picture where he plays the original Nick Fury.

These pictures make me hope for an alternate universe where Michael Biehn plays Cable.

"I love you guys, man. You know, you remind me of my kids."
"Oh, you got kids, Maniac?"
[long pause]
"Nah. Not anymore."
"What does that mean?"
"We got a problem. What is he — what is he talking about with his kids?"
"Did he kill his kids?"

Normally, I'd be all cranky about the AV Club cancelling coverage, but Chik-Fil-A sauce made number one, so I'm willing to let this one slide for now…

Whenever I travel to Florida, one of the first things I get has to be two or three Chik-Fil-A chicken sandwiches with extra sauce. Preferably to dip my hash browns in.

He also had a great line in the very last episode of this season.

After seeing Skyler Gisondo in the Vacation remake and the Santa Clarita Diet, it's odd seeing him referred to as the "hot camp badass", but his scenes with Paul Rudd were entertaining. Although, I was disappointed that he disappeared after the King of Camp Showdown — along with Andy for that matter. I also felt if…

Boy, will Soloway be in for a treat with the Californians!

Screw Dave Foley. Son of a bitch stole my favorite cane…

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me!

The Coneheads were pretty insensitive to the French as well.

We aren't getting a movie, but through a remarkable work of NBC/Universal synergy, David S. Pumpkins will be the host of this year's Halloween Horror Nights in Orlando.

The last time anyone talked about Pat was the autumn of 1994.

To be fair, Lorne Michaels made a movie out of almost any SNL sketch that had even the tiniest bit of traction with fans.

Alright, I take it back. That was pretty ingenious. I guess the post credit scene was technically ten years after the last day.