Then Johnny Depp showed up, because he'll show up for pretty much anything at this point.

Once again, another case of the book being better then the movie.

Firewatch was my favorite of this genre. It also made me wish that there was a sequel/spinoff survival game where you actually did the job for a summer.

True. I worded it wrong.

I haven't caught up on it completely, but I've enjoyed Doctor Doom's current run as Iron Man for similar reasons. He seems to genuinely want to be a hero, but he's still Doctor Doom, so he has a tendency to come off as a smug prick. And everyone else doesn't really trust him, because this was the same guy that…

Good thing I was able to skip most of those steps by not using Tinder and just spending my Friday nights masturbating to Bojack Horseman.

I just happened to watch it the other night!

Mongo McMichael is hoping he can snag himself a sweet gig as Secretary of Education though.

Poor Ole Anderson left out in the bitter cold…

When they said "a Donald Trump suit", my first thought went to this being some sort of Buffalo Bill situation.

I was hoping he'd be returning to Griff Hawkins from Boy Meets World.

And I also ponder which of Pickle's pitchers was included in his letter. I'm hoping it was Oil Can Boyd.

"How big is the White hose?"

I just assumed Betsy DeVos wrote it.

That's why I only buy American Tourister luggage!

Atleast the Crypt-Keeper had his charms going for him…

Their tour in India is set for September, so I'm willing to wager that Jinder Mahal will manage to retain against Cena at Summerslam.

Normally, I'm against rapid-fire title changes, but I feel like it works here. KO doesn't have to eat the pinball, which allows him to maintain superiority for the moment. It also builds up the heat between him and Jericho again.

I'll never read it, but I can't wait to see the shitty commercial that James Patterson makes to promote it.

I thought it was already confirmed a few weeks ago that Daniel Craig did re-sign?