There's always money in Comcast!

I take it that United won't be pulling out that old "Fly the friendly skies" slogan anytime soon.

Of the handful of times I've flown, Delta has been the cheapest followed by American. Granted, I fly from Albany, NY to Pensacola or one of the other nearby airports, so "cheap" isn't that cheap.

I'm sure they'll be confiscating any recording devices before boarding the plane now.

I've got to fly to Florida in October and am really hoping that Delta is the cheap tickets. I'd prefer being stranded in Atlanta rather then being beaten up by United's hired goons.

Would they use the awful Mega Man from the NES box art?

I know, I'm pretty much stuck with Comcast, because the other few ISPs we have stink. And all I want is the Internet!

Hopefully it's easier to get out of their streaming services then it is to drop cable packages.

Frank Castle's going to join Chugalug House and take that crusty old dean down.

Let me tell you what I told my brother last Thanksgiving… "Give me my money back!"

Wasn't that a Stephen King short story?

Or anyone in first class, I'm sure.

This never would have happened if Carl Weathers had been on the flight.

The worst part? His bags somehow ended up in Akron!

And Kevin Smith thought he had it bad when a flight attendant just told him he was fat.

I did like the added subplot that Mayor Vaughn is forced to keep the beaches open because of his dealings with the mob, who try to intimidate Brody into keeping the beaches open by breaking the neck of his kids' cat in front of them.

I remember being hyped to see Congo as a young fan of Jurassic Park. It wasn't great… But it did have some fun cameos from Delroy Lindo and Joey Pants.

Give the man the credit he deserves, it was Bruce Campbell! And he got the part after auditioning for the lead role — which may have made a slightly more entertaining film.

It was Yeardley Smith's finest role!

All the Baldwins are dead?!