I think they cut your hands off in other countries for the same act though. Atleast that's what the TV taught me.

Yea, Chris Jericho does this gimmick better.

I still think that the Academy snubbed "Hacksaw" Butch Reed in the early 80s.

Does Vice Principals count?

Doug Kenney used to admit to it before he slipped off that cliff.

Not to disrespect the man, but Bill Paxton wasn't the only man to square off with a Terminator, an Alien and a Predator. Lance Henriksen holds that honor as well, even if we'd all like to forget Aliens vs. Predator.

"Maybe we got 'em demoralized."

This is really depressing news. Bill Paxton was always one of those great character actors that I'd always love to see popping up in shit. He was great in Club Dread as Coconut Pete.

Or Hillary. Trump's still throwing her in prison, right?

He's a Master Chef, Lana, which, turns out, is not nearly as gay a job as I thought it was. I mean, it's no secret agent, but it's way above architect.

But still, where did the lighter fluid come from?

Oh, relax kids. I've got a gut feeling Uter's around here somewhere.

They demand to be taken seriously.

If this film doesn't involve a high speed chase between a car and an RC car, I'm going to be disappointed.

Was it that time Jonad was talking about eating pussy in front of kindergarteners?

No… They didn't have them last year.

Marty would tell the feds that Doc forced him into helping because he called him a chicken.

Do you know anything about Wade Boggs? The man ate a chicken before every game, all right? That's why they called him the Chicken Man. Man batted .328 lifetime. I'm sure he ate some rum and Cokes, too, all right?

William H. Macy digs through a pile of dinosaur shit in it. Surely, the crowning moment of his career that will one day be reflected upon in an edition of Random Roles.

So that wasn't Mission: Space I threw up on? Oh shit… Did I throw up on Gary Sinise?