Don't forget The Bradys, which featured such hilarious plot lines as paralyzed race car drivers and alcoholism.

Leftover fries? I never knew such a concept existed…

I think Danny Devito's Penguin would have been a far better choice for President.

To be fair, we'd probably take him over Roman Reigns at this point.

Let's not act like Jennifer Lawrence was the first person to scratch their ass using a sacred artifact.

Can I just get the original trilogy for $35?

"by imbuing the character with … a sarcastic sense of humor."

Hey, it's the fucking Burp King of Westchester!

I made the mistake of stumbling over to IMDb's board for the film, and there's a lot of people bitching over the fact that Marvel is shitting all over the history of the comics by casting an African-American actress as Liz Allan.

Does the movie cover Ray Kroc's greatest creation — the Hulaburger?

I'm all for any boycotts, or things of a similar nature, that allow me to go see a movie without being surrounded by assholes.

Oddly enough, at San Diego this year, they announced that the kid is actually supposed to be playing Ned Leeds. Whether that sticks or not, I don't know.

It's even more bizarre right now in the comics, because Peter Parker is the billionaire owner of his own tech company.

Does that include those Hostess fruit pie ads where Spider-Man and other heroes defeated the villains with the light flaky crust and real fruit filling of delicious Hostess fruit pies!

I was also thinking of one Gosling's earlier scenes where he does the standard "smash the window" bit, but ends up slicing his wrist open and nearly bleeding to death.

Ahh yes… beloved 90s hacking classics like 1983's WarGames and 2001's Swordfish.

In Spain, Fire Down Below was marketed as On Deadly Ground 2.

I believe "Diamond" Joe Biden started it when he insisted on entering the Senate chamber to 'Rock You Like a Hurricane' by Scorpions.

I feel like they dropped the ball by not appointing Sgt. Slaughter to Secretary of Defense. The man helped take down Cobra in the 80s, so ISIS would be a piece of cake.

I wonder if Donald Trump made Linda McMahon get on her hands and knees and bark like a dog for the position. Like the time "The Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase did the same thing.