Gamely, I'd imagine. They eat carrion. But with enough seasoning, almost anything is edible.

I enjoyed Jeff Goldblum's Jurassic Park speech, even if in retrospect it's horrifyingly true.

This is all on George R.R. Martin's shoulders! Maybe if he'd finished his next book, we wouldn't be in this predicament. Or not. I don't know anymore… It's been a long day.

Not as well as they'd hoped.

Or Uncle Joe Biden. But he had his own personal reasons for not running.

I believe like everything else in this world, The Simpsons did it first.

Yea, I binged watch Archer then moved over to John Carpenter's They Live.

The same reason I don't want to move to Florida.

Is 2016 over yet?

And Jimmy Fallon

I was hoping for the Purge.

It was before the edit, but my bad…

And Jeremy Jamm. We can't forget Jamm.

At least Bobby Newport gave out free candy bars and was played by the much more charming Paul Rudd.

On the plus side, we do get Mr. Garrison as President… So that's fun… right?

Four years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes. Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!

This must be how Selina Meyer felt on that last season of Veep.

Frank Stallone?

It's a burden we've all been forced to carry.

After turning off CNN, I accidentally discovered where FXX is and am watching their Archer marathon. It helps dull the pain.