And I love them both. They remind me of my own vacations as a child. Minus having to beat Richard Crenna in a yacht race, of course.

I thought MoBo was the newscaster on Futurama.

Didn't they just remake Death Wish with Kevin Bacon and John Goodman not that long ago?

Ann Coulter! This is literally the worst idea I've heard today.

They could mix it up by throwing in the scene from John Lithgow's Thanksgiving dinner where he told his wife to shut up.

That's Scott Grimes (Critters, Critters 2: The Main Course). You're welcome.

I feel like this movie would have been better if Jordan Peele had played Obama.

I just want to say that the movie Coffee Town was a perfectly fine diversion that I caught on HBO, or one of those channels. Mostly because it stars Glenn Howerton, Ben Schwartz and Steve Little. It also had cameos from Jake Johnson and Matt Walsh.

Next week, the Chicago Tribune is going to break into the Coca Cola vaults to steal the coveted formula for New Coke.

And Ric Flair too! He was also said to be a cousin of Arn and Ole. The Anderson family has deep roots in the annals of professional wrestling.

I also loved the time they were at a strip club and he got all excited at the free breakfast buffet.

While the entire cast was great on Parks and Rec, I always enjoyed the scenes where they'd get Nick Offerman to giggle.

He's no Donald Trump, that's for sure. A true, blue-collar billionaire who'll make a multi-million dollar deal before stopping off at the local watering hole for a couple of brewskis with the rest of the Regular Joes. Atleast, that's what the RNC tried to shove down my throat.

The plus side is that bastard no longer steals people's gyros on the subway.

If only crappy videos had the power to melt Nazi heads.

I can't wait for the movie based on these events.

I like to mumble it incoherently in order to make the person in front of me crack up laughing and make them look like the asshole. And that's the story of how I ruined my grandfather's last birthday.

Yea, it's not ideal. We were planning to do Halloween Horror Nights again at Universal, but my brother got a better deal on four day Disney passes, so we went with that. We are going there during the middle of the week though, so we're hoping that takes some of the sting out.

You done messed up, A-A-Ron! Now take your ass down to O. Shag Hennessey's office right now and tell him exactly what you did!

Sometimes we're also like Jeremy London and lie about being forced to smoke all that crack and meth at gunpoint.