First the Juggalos, now Ryan Lochte. Poor Rathan Nabin.

Was there a time when brown liquors weren't considered "hot"? Everyone knows that clear alcohol is for rich women on diets.

Space Mountain might be one of the oldest rides in the park, but its got the longest lines, baby. WOOOO!

We're going to Disney World for the first time in October, and Epcot is probably the park I'm looking forward to the most.

Don't you have a Trump rally to attend?

Thank god you clarified that. He might have stuck an unloaded shotgun in his mouth. That would have been embarrassing.

I've always hated him because he's an unfunny asshole. So there's a third option.

Maybe Bob Zmuda died in the eighties and Andy Kaufman took his place.

To be fair, as someone who loved the Suikoden series, I believe Konami gets much delight in flaunting their contempt for the fans of any of their franchises.

Until they start sacrificing virgins and burning piles of nudie magazines. They sure know how to throw a party though.

I remember watching the Bear as a child and being freaked out at the scene where the cub was tripping on mushrooms.

"Look at the bright side. Nobody got hurt." "People got hurt." "I'm saying, I think they died quickly. So I don't think they got hurt."

I'm trying to figure out how Jaws and Close Encounters of the Third Kind count as "classic 80s films". Or Super 8, which came out two decades after the eighties ended.

It's almost impossible to find, but the Final Day of Westfield Arcade is a fun coming-of-age novel about an arcade owner reminiscing about the two decades he spent running an arcade in Indiana on its last day of operation.

It helps soak up the massive amounts of alcohol.

Having only really seen Henry Cavill as Superman, I was surprised that he was really charming and witty in the Man From U.N.C.L.E.. It was like a live action Sterling Archer.

It helps that other authors write the bulk of the stories for him.

I started watching BrainDead on Amazon, after discovering it late. The AV Club may have given up on the show, but it's entertaining. And I love Mary Elizabeth Winstead, so I'm committed to seeing it through to the end. Just wish that I'd been on it from the start.

It's a shame too. The last things he did were in June, when he ate paste and made Cheetos out of packing peanuts. I miss Dannis Ree….

I tried them when they first came out. They were dry and sort of tasteless. The scars it left in my intestinal tract were totally not worth it.