What ever happened to the Clerks: The Animated Series: The Movie?

One of them got kidnapped and forced to do crack at gunpoint. Then Dr. Drew cured him of his addiction.

Wow. This show really escalated quickly.

I thought Wrestling isn't Wrestling was a really good short film.

Wrestling isn't Wrestling was pretty good, yea.

According to McDonald's Twitter account, Grimace is supposed to be "the embodiment of a milkshake". Whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean.

Does that make the Baja peninsula our really bad case of hemroids?

Will the movie cover that time she got raped and impregnated by an interdimensional being that turned out to be both the father AND the child? Then the being convinces Carol to return to Limbo with him, and the Avengers just allow her to leave!

Captain John Harriman from Star Trek: Generations or Captain Willard Decker from Star Trek: The Motion Picture.

Did they play Rock, Flag and Eagle?

Does Amazon expect me to doodle my own tattoos on the Joker? I call bullshit!

I thought it was a great convention though. Best one in four years.

Trump's angry dead eyed stare is what really sells it.

Maybe if he had, Crispin Glover wouldn't have tried to spin kick him in the head that time.

I have an uncle who's a recovering alcoholic and has a giant pile of empty St. Pauli non-alcoholic beer bottles to prove it.

Jon Seda waits by his phone.

I'm glad Jon Stewart called attention to that whole "Blue Collar Billionaire" bullshit. I'm sure the rubes in the Midwest eat that up though.

His HBO special from 1998 was on the other morning. He has the suit in it, but he lacks the mustache and is still pudgy.

So be good, for goodness' sake!

Exactly, the first two movies alone involve them purposely sending their employees to be murdered by Xenomorphs.