Homicide needs to be up on Netflix or Amazon for streaming, because I don't want to dig out the pile of discs I bought on eBay.

Omni Consumer Products!

I thought he was the president in Independence Day?

Cypress Creek also didn't have any bums. And even if they did, they wouldn't rush, they'd be allowed to go at their own pace.

I also suppose it depends on who's in charge of the Bluth Company that week. Did Michael leave for Phoenix again?

There's always money in the banana stand.

I'd have used Ellen Ripley's far more iconic quote: "Game over, man! Game over!"

There's no better way to dispose of income then a Steam sale. One of these days, I'll actually get around to playing one of those games.

*BLANKA HOWLS*!

Kerry Von Erich once killed a cat by using the Iron Claw, and he's a beloved Texas fake sports legend!

Pocket Mortys Go!

Or at the very least, charged some sort of toll. Call it a troll toll, if you will.

Gog Hates Magog

Ron Bennington of the Ron & Fez Show used to regularly have Shirley Phelps-Roper call in. He was a master of trolling her while making her believe she was seriously getting her points across.

Say what you will about the current state of late-night talk shows, but I just can't stand by and see Keegan-Michael Key disparaged. The man is one-half of a national treasure.

He really was one of the better parts of the second season, even as it dragged through other plot lines.

Is Justice Juice similar to Turbulent Juice? I'm asking for a colleague.

All the reviews I read about it said that it was better in concept then execution. Aside from Carnage, most of the villains were generic "guy with gun" or "guy with chainsaw". But Crossbones, Electro, Silver Samurai, Purple Man and The Punisher showed up, according to some stuff I've read over the years.

If it's a lesson in love, watch out; I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?

Bender: Can people who hate Star Trek leave?
Walter Koenig: Good question!