He's not Judge Judy and executioner!

He brought the 7-11 to town. AND the JC Penney.

I like the cut of your jib, Mr. Gyllenhaal.

Maybe mixed with Andrew Garfield.

While hardly a pillar of historical accuracy, it was used in "Wet Hot American Summer".

Jaws will always be one of my favorites. Since the shark doesn't really show up till the Fourth of July scene, Williams' theme had to sell the lurking terror of the shark.

*Depressingly stares at the camera*

I can't read these words. They're not in the right order. I think you might be dyslexic, bro.

Or anyone that had shares in the USFL. I hope that check for $3.76 was worth trying to go head to head with the NFL.

Star Trek fans know how to put the "KHAAAN!" in conventions.

They all need to follow MySpace's lead and fade into obscurity.

And they're pissed. Royally pissed!

Cleveland, 2016. The Republican Convention. Hippies and yippies alike fill the streets, waging a war of peace against Donald Trump's thugs. There I was… watching it on TV in my dorm and drinking.

That's like the second best thing Jon Stewart's done since he left the Daily Show. The first is clearly that time he hit John Cena with a chair at Summerslam. But this was a close second.

He's just too darn loud.

They should go with Pee Wee Herman this time.

He doesn't show up very much in the series, but I do enjoy whenever Mr. Clarke, the kids' science teacher, shows up. I also recognized him as Scoot McNairy's buddy Stan from Halt and Catch Fire.

I never knew the first astronauts were so fat.

I thought the best friend had a sort-of Martha Plimpton from the Goonies look. But that could just be the giant glasses.

Probably. He only shows up a few times a year anyways.